>Push Me Pull You

>Twizzlers are good!
Eating so many Twizzlers that your jaw hurts and you poo pink is bad.

Insurance is good!
Finding out your insurance isn’t going to cover any frozen embryo cycle is bad.

Summer bare feetsies are good!
Bashing the shit out of your toe against the door jamb is bad.

Saving money is good!
Dyeing your hair an odd shade of peach because you used a 6 dollar box color is bad.
(Very bad. Like whoa.)

Playing in the yard is good!
50 bazillion mosquito bites are bad.

Homemade enchiladas are good!
Homemade enchilada farts are bad.

The suburbs are good!
Finding out a sex offender lives around the corner is bad.

Nutella is good!
Eating an entire jar of Nutella in 3 days is bad.

Jarred garlic is good!
Dropping the glass jar on the tile floor is bad.

Learning to use the potty is good!
Pooping onto the air conditioning vent is bad.

Blueberries are good!
Dropping a 2 pound container of blueberries on the grocery store floor is bad.

Cute workmen are good!
Cute workmen who call you Ma’am like you are an old Mom are bad.
(Holy crap, I am an old Mom.)

Curly red hair is good!
Curly red hair covered in blue gel toothpaste is bad.

Sleeping is good!
Nightmares are bad.

Having a loving father is good!
Having a loving father die is bad.

Whoops. Buzzkill.

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4 Responses to “>Push Me Pull You”


  1. 1 Crossed Fingers June 29, 2010 at 1:12 pm

    >I'm sorry to hear about your dad. *hugs hugs hugs*

  2. 2 Niksmom June 29, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    >I'm still hung up on that bit about the peach hair. *snort* BTDT. Hang on, hon, it'll get better.

  3. 3 Photogrl June 30, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    >Tile floors. Oh, how many items I have broken thanks to tile. Love the look, hate that part.Nutella, twizzlers, enchiladas…YUM!Big, HUGE ((HUGS)) to you…

  4. 4 Cyndi July 12, 2010 at 5:29 am

    >First of all – you're frigging awesome. Second of all – I think the enchilada's are totally worth the enchilada farts. Lastly – I'm sorry your heart is hurting for your daddy.


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